Julia 📚 @Julia@booktoot.club

I guess I should do some #introductions, eh?

I used to read a lot (mostly fantasy and scifi) but over the years I went from >100 books/year to 34 last year. Unfortunately that has not deterred me from accumulating even more books. It's a problem, y'all!
I'm hoping being part of this instance is going to motivate me to read more again.

Have touched the first book in months two days ago:
"I'll Be Gone In The Dark" by Michelle McNamara.
The older I get the more often I just go for non-fiction.

My Goodreads profile

https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/3665573-julia

1. Your first favorite book

Clara by Justus Pfaue.
I was a horse girl from when I was able to read until about 13 (fun fact: I'm afraid of horses but that's not important right now 🤣 ) so I read only horse books.
This one may still be the book I've reread most. Unfortunately it absolutely does not hold up but I still quote it quite frequently, two decades later.
(Still think Attila is a pretty good horse name.)

My theory: Linc and Wilder want to bang but they can't because toxic masculinity and patriarchy. They choose the most "I have the personality of toast" person because she's easy to mold and influence and ignore as an actual human being. When they fuck her it's easy to pretend she's not there. #nohomo #DoubleDaddies #amreading

The Daddies had that talk that they definitely both are in love with Kenzie and they'd absolutely kick the shit out of each other if they were any other person. But they are so close (#nohomo) that there is no jealousy, just sharing and luuurv.
They decided they both wanted to be her daddy and they celebrated that by making Kenzie undress in front of them and ordering her to suck Linc's dick. As you do. #DoubleDaddies

I imported a really old Calibre folder and now I have duplicates like crazy as well as those 83475 Sterek fanfics and Laurell K. Hamilton books. Fascinating what I read back in the day*.

*2012...

And then you find 984583 Sterek fanfics in your Calibre... Past!me was so embarrassing.

... she said knowing fully well that she's been live-tooting #DoubleDaddies.

"And I will watch because that's what BFFs do #nohomo" #DoubleDaddies

"Ours would be the only cocks she'd ever know."
First of all ☹️
Second of all: does that sound like they're about to murder her to anyone else or is that just me?

#DoubleDaddies

"He showed you his big cock too, didn't he?"
They must be such good friends! #nohomo

#DoubleDaddies

What is this whole thing of "claiming" some woman in romance novels/erotica?
#DoubleDaddies

Two things:
1. We have the #sffbookclub and some others. Is there a #nonfictionbookclub?
2. Is there a Mastodon Goodreads group (yes, yes, booo, Amazon...) or a Telegram (again, yes, booo, I get it) or Wire or other messenger group that would make talking about books easier?

Always remember: #nohomo
#DoubleDaddies

How... heart-warming?
#DoubleDaddies

I love how these dudes are talking about denying themselves "for so long". Mates, it has been a month. You went a month without banging the child in your care. Congrats! 🙄
#DoubleDaddies

I may be focusing on the wrong things but these punctuation errors are driving me nuts.
#DoubleDaddies

Kenzie is getting a ride from a douchey, appropriately-aged (ew, gross) guy and hates it. I wonder if The Daddies pull an Edward Cullen and rescue her.

#DoubleDaddies

Both daddies are ~in love~ with Kenzie and went through a "Bro, you can have her, dude!" "Nah, man, YOU can have her, bro" discussion and then ended on "Let's share #nohomo".

Daddy 1 and Daddy 2 are talking about how supes close they are (#nohomo) and why can't they both share the girl, right? With any other guy there would be jealousy but not with your definitely platonic lifepartner, nuh-huh!

#DoubleDaddies

Someone explain to me what "You're closer than a brother. You're blood to me." means. That's... the same!
#DoubleDaddies

At the same time Daddy 2 is standing in a window at home, also watching the girl and also jerking it. She sees him, goes back into the house and they bone down hard. Daddy 1 comes home, Daddy 2 confesses to him what happened. Then that great dialogue happens:
"I'm pretty sure I'm in love with her, man."
"Same."
And this is where we are now, at 38%...

Girl who is conveniently barely legal gets sent to two hot hunks who are more than twice her age and are definitely not blood-related to her.
Everyone wants to fuck each other (except for the dudes #nohomo) but is trying to hold off because it's ~taboo~.
Daddy 1 goes to a business meeting, can't stop thinking about the not-child in his care, looks at the surveillance cameras at home because of course and jerks it to the girl lying poolside topless.